I figured my run parties was over till Rebecca’s event tonight, but Leti called and convinced me to go to the city. I wasn’t wearing anything fancy (a grunge mini floral dress from Ebay, some beat up white sandals and a studded bracelet) but figured it was a Target party, it couldn’t be all that fancy, no? Whoops.
Red carpet, photographers furiously taking pictures of someone famous, fancy wares for cheap, kettle one cocktails in blue Greek coffee cups, adults in high heels. I scored these Sigerson Morrison heels for 37 dollars and promptly put them on in the midst of the madness and wore them the rest of the night.
We headed around the corner to Bill Cunningham’s event at Bergdorf’s and the Upper East Side fancies were in full effect. With lots of characters milling about that proved as house entertainment. There was an interesting mix of valet bike parking, Iris Apfel, Mr Mickey, Lynn Yeager, woman in slinky dresses and blow outs, 2000 dollar outfits, and old women with crazy blush and kooky hats and socially awkward dudes with questionable sexualities in all mint-green suits.
All the delicious food was street vendor themed (mini hot dogs, kebabs, roasted nuts, teeny tiny falafel, ice cream squares) and served by waiters on silver platters that came around and could smell a desperately hungry pleeb at 50 paces. By the end of the night they knew to make a beeline to us as we gobbled down our fancy snacks and loudly chatted with women about the cutest puppy of all time and our new shoes.
Then it was on to a party for Kai from As Four. Except we had been told it was a “tie party” while at Bergdorf’s. We got turned down at the door only to be waved right in minutes later when we showed up with my friend Rocky. More free drinks. Me knocking over champagne glasses, talking to bitchy women that might have been men, meeting a fabulous old lady named Keren who I bonded with, hanging out with 50-something Jewish tennis instructors and 23 yr olds who name drop Philip Exeter Academy and their mom’s summer house in Maine and were trying SOOOO hard. Leti was convinced it was some Talented Mister Ripley shit. Probs. I dunno, it was drunk bananas.